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  • Blog Championship Wrestling: WWE Raw Results: Paul Heyman Gives Masterful Performance

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    • 4 months ago

    blogchampionshipwrestling:

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    The talk after Monday’s Raw is sure to be about Brock Lesnar’s return to WWE, but the most impressive performance of the night goes to his associate, Paul Heyman.

    Heyman turned the Raw ring into a stage where he reminded us just how theatrical and moving WWE is supposed to be.

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    • 4 months ago
    nxndj:

Genius

    nxndj:

    Genius

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    Paul Heyman laughs at your pain.

    Paul Heyman laughs at your pain.

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    codeswitchshawty:

Shouldntna been talkin shit.

    codeswitchshawty:

    Shouldntna been talkin shit.

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    • 5 months ago
    sports-jersey-girls:

Redskins Hottie

    sports-jersey-girls:

    Redskins Hottie

  • I’m never a star. I’ll never be a star. Other people might think I’m a star, but I’m just Alfred. I’ve been the same way since way back and I’m not going to change. I’m still going to be the same guy that walked in and nobody knew who I was. I’m still going to be that guy. I couldn’t change even if I tried.
    ~ Alfred Morris (via burgundyblog)
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    denimlifestyle:

RGIII playing the role of floydmayweather & Oh No Romo playing the role of…..awww fck it….it doesn’t matter! HaHa #SeeingStars #ChokeArtist #DMV #DC #HTTR

    denimlifestyle:

    RGIII playing the role of floydmayweather & Oh No Romo playing the role of…..awww fck it….it doesn’t matter! HaHa #SeeingStars #ChokeArtist #DMV #DC #HTTR

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    prezence:

This one was for you man. We missed you on the field today. You would have fit perfectly on to this team and our 10-6 as awesome as it is probably could have been a straight 14-2 season. 

    prezence:

    This one was for you man. We missed you on the field today. You would have fit perfectly on to this team and our 10-6 as awesome as it is probably could have been a straight 14-2 season. 

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    • 5 months ago
    iheartchaos:

A real Mattel Hoverboard? Oooooh
How much does it hover? Like an inch off the ground before any weight is put on it? I don’t care. I want it. Also, the proceeds go towards the Michael J. Fox Foundation, so it’s a good cause.
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    iheartchaos:

    A real Mattel Hoverboard? Oooooh

    How much does it hover? Like an inch off the ground before any weight is put on it? I don’t care. I want it. Also, the proceeds go towards the Michael J. Fox Foundation, so it’s a good cause.

    Submitted by Donny B.

    (Source: postlopez)

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    • 6 months ago
    robinhoblog:

Cornball Brother. Seems like a good life. #RGIII #BeastLife #RobParkeridiot

    robinhoblog:

    Cornball Brother. Seems like a good life. #RGIII #BeastLife #RobParkeridiot


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